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no he means? PotaDOS
do you mean? GLaDOS?
Three girls were stuck on an island One was a black One was a brunette and the last one was a blonde. They find a lamp and rub it and a genie comes and the black? haired girl says”I wish I was at home”. The brunette says”I wish I was at home too”. Then the blonde one says” I wish I had my friends back”.
A white woman walks to a bar. She goes in, meets a nice black guy, and they have a few drinks. He then takes her to his place, and she’s all horny and she says “Show me what you’re famous for.” So he? stabs her, steals her purse and runs away. c:
was anyone else waiting for? “she’s just a stupid blonde.”
yup :)?
Oh yeah,i replied again to you saying that i realized what the? jokes about and i get it,it’s about a dumb blond.
well that? sucks :l
oh? wait i get it now. XD
GLaDOS already made that? pun!
I? don’t get it.
POTaDOS?
Hey thats offensive to me cuz im a blonde and u down below me stop being rude im a very smart blonde? and the person below is a very smart blonde too
Lol it’s an angry blonde below!? Watch out!
I am a blonde and this is offensive blondes are not stupid so grow up bitch?
How? is this dirty
Blondes are idiots?
not really and bye then? :/
No,? you are a mistaken, it can be said either way. This will be my only comment on the matter.
lol?
Right I was thinking about something else….?
actually you are mistaken, a girl gives a boy a blowjob (bj=blowing) so the girl needs to be first and the guy? second.
No, I put? them in the right order your the noob, dumbass.
you failed? noob, wrong order.
There’s two people the cops bring him in they ask the first guy what he did wrong and he said i was blowing bubbles in the park so they set him free.They ask the second? person who is a girl and they said what did you do? and she girl replies I’m bubbles.
We meet again /)?
i will? burnyourwilly of
I like when she say? hostistmota
your slow if? you don’t…
There were four horny men in a prison cell: a rapist, a murderer, a psycho,? and a gay guy. One day the rapist says “If there was a cat here I’d fuck it till it was weak.” Then the murderer agrees with him and says “Then I’d fuck him to death.” And then the psycho says “Oooh then I’d fuck it after it was dead!” Then the gay guy whispers softly in the corner “meeoww.”
kissing and fucking? on a FIRST DATE!?
so why is the room number 666? ?
I? know, right?
Wat does Ikr mean?
nice? 😉
Eli is the random guy? on every vid
A little boy finds his grandmother passed out dead drunk on the living room couch, in her nightgown , no underwear, and her legs wide open, a while later , he runs upstairs
and tells his Grandpa, that Grandma has a shrimp between her legs!? The Grandfather says, no,no, thats her clit.The boy then says, thats funny it tasted like shrimp.
No,? he means licking her pussy.
Hahahahaha?
OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I GET IT AND I’M 12 HE MEANS ORAL SEX
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You just? can’t reason with Christians, man.
ha? ha
Kid
Thats great? stuff
so that eli will? have better chances 2 see it -_-
Why did? you post this joke on two videos?
@Izzy61634? ikr!!
ur obviously MUCH too young to be watching these? then if u don’t get it…
i? dont get it 😐
“THIS IS THE WRONG KEY”?
don’t remember….but what if i did? is it so bad? that i want more people to see it and laugh?